This movie cost me $1.00. I overpaid. I figured: Ray Bradbury short story movified and directed by Peter (2010) Hyams. Can’t be that bad, right?

Remember that really shitty rug Shatner wore in ST_ToS? Yeah, well, fugeddabowdit. It has been topped for all time by that fucking … thing … they made Ben Kingsley wear in ASoT. I keep trying to remember specific details about the film and all I can recall is Kingsley’s coiffure. Is there such a thing as Post Traumatic Toupee Disorder? Because it’s keeping me from watching The Martian Chronicles, which is in my DVD player’s “inbox”. I was so young when I
first watched it that I can’t remember whether Rock Hudson was forced to wear a bad rug or not, and I don’t want to be turned off Bradbury forever.

BPA: Passive droplets