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“Meadowlark PC Repair, Sean speaking.”

“Hello. My name is Gurvinder and I’m calling from Capital One.”

“Hey, um, I thought you guys weren’t supposed to be calling me when your company is suing me over a credit dispute.”

“Oh my goodness.”

“Can I have your full name please and title please? I’m going to have to notify my lawyer that a representative of Capital One made contact with me in contempt of the consent decree that we signed.”

“A consent decree?”

“Yes, and the financial penalties for that can be significant. This could be considered harrassment under Canadian law. Your full name and position please?”

“I’m sorry, I uh, I cannot, um…”

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