Nail that puppy!
Posted on January 25th, 2008 in Asides | No Comments »
When you’re a hammer, everything looks like a nail. When you’re Warren Kinsella, everyone looks like a defendent.
Archive for January, 2008
McCormick’s Law of Shiny New Vehicles
Posted on January 14th, 2008 in Asides | No Comments »
The newer the vehicle, the greater the number of deer that are attracted to it as it drives down the highway.
McCormick’s Law of Wedding Photography
Posted on January 13th, 2008 in Asides | No Comments »
As a photographer’s proficiency with a camera increases, so does the number of weddings he finds himself invited to.
What’s my position? Missionary.
Posted on January 13th, 2008 in Alberta First | 1 Comment »
It’s going to take some time, but I’ll get the locals trained not to talk politics with me. Swear to God that I will.
Where the hell’s my Swiffer?
Posted on January 13th, 2008 in Miscellanea | 1 Comment »
Um. Holy shit. Nobody dusted here while I was gone? ‘Cuz the damn dust bunnies have gone feral.
Help!