McCormick’s Law of Rural Living
Posted on May 31st, 2007 in McCormick's Laws | 9 Comments »
You can never have too many empty plastic ice cream pails lying around.
You can never have too many empty plastic ice cream pails lying around.

My daughter reminds me of myself when I was younger.
Unfortunately.
I’ve got this friend named Ray. He seems to spend a lot of time worrying that he’s not someone else when he’s behind the camera. I suppose all photographers go through that to a certain extent, but I notice it more with Ray than others.
Last week Ray gave a presentation at his local camera club that highlighted some of his favorite work. I nagged at him to give me a copy, and he did, although I sensed some reticence on his part. He did send me a copy of the slide show, however.
Well.
People who can get close to wild animals like Ray does are one in a thousand. People who can give animal images the subtle emotional appeal that Ray manages to are one in a million. I was gobsmacked over his slide show. I still am. After the hundredth or so time of going through it I can tell you that I’d like to be Raymond van der Woning when I’m standing behind a camera.
Ray will tell you that it’s no big deal and the animals he shoots are pretty tame. To a certain extent, perhaps, but I remember going on shoots at Hawrelak Park with him back when I lived in Edmonton. The same animals that sat and posed for Ray would flee in terror when I approached. The most important part of any image is the connection a photographer has with his subject. Ray has it. I don’t.
I won’t be surprised when I crack open a future issue of Audubon Magazine and find myself staring at Ray’s work. Take a look at his site (www.photographi.ca) for yourself and see if you don’t agree.
An online comic strip just described 75% of Flickr’s content in three panels.
While I can’t say I’ve ever done something like having a homosexual affair with the underage son of my wife’s best friend, I think I’ve just performed the computer equivalent. That is to say that I’ve just befouled a strikingly gorgeous 24 inch iMac with Windows XP so that a customer can run AgExpert Analyst 2007 on it.
Man, do I ever feel dirty right now.
I’m off to a good start with the 5D, except that I’ve spent the last four years getting used to APC-sized sensors. The 5D has a much shallower depth of field than I’m accustomed to and I’ll have to remember to stop down further than I normally would to compensate.

The Canon EOS 5D and accompanying 24-70 L EF USM lens have arrived.
Perfunctory leftover: